Team Dormouse ardently believes that spam (in all its forms) should remain consigned to the bin where it belongs.

However it has come to our attention that certain email providers do not like our messages and are selecting them for the e-version of the shredding pile.

Unfortunately there is really very little we can do about this apart from to say please don't shoot us down- we always respond to your emails. So if you haven't heard from us in 24 hours please check your spam box and no Monty Python jokes please!